It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
(via sarahols)
Royal Family Harlem Shake
wHAT
I love British people
The queen.
LOL whut did I just watch?
HAHA
I know everyone is pretty thoroughly sick of this but THAT’S THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND. She hardly even smiles let alone shakes.
(Source: youtube.com, via st4y-fit)
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA
(via fromunderthecorktreee)
There are two types of people
And they’re both talking about Fall Out Boy
(Source: princephecda, via fromunderthecorktreee)